why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
What if vagina tasted like pizza and every race was different and like black females would taste like supreme and white girls would taste like pepperoni and Hispanic would taste like meat lovers and Asian could be like sausage and maybe the transgendered would taste like all and if so I hope you like anchovies.
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
When I was little:
Rhys is extraordinary. When you put him next to Evanna, they just look right together - David Yates
if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid