i haven’t seen the floor in my room for about 4 years
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
the phobia of long words is called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, whoever came up with that has a sick sense of humor
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
will probably reblog this for the rest of forever